Wednesday, September 3, 2008

She's hot, but can she lead?

Palin.

Here's what we know:

She's a fundamentalist Christian.

She's a Creationist.

She hunts.

She loves Moose burgers.

She's a member of the NRA.

She has close ties (if not full membership) with the Alaska Independence Party which advocates Alaska's secession from the Union.

She has a Downs Syndrome baby.

She likes hockey.

Her daughter is pregnant and unmarried.

She was a mayor of a small town.

She's been governor of Alaska for less than two years.

She looks great holding an AK-47.

She wore a t-shirt in college that said, "I may be broke but I'm not flat-busted" referring to her ample boobs.

She lives in a state that is close to Russia.

She is pro-life, to the extent that abortion is not an option even in the case of rape or incest.

She is a kook and a nut-job.

If this is what America wants then America should go for it. Balls to the wall. Full out. Don't stop. Champion her. Support her. Vote for her. Suddenly McCain is irrelevant. Hell, he's going to die before his first term is up anyway. And we'll be left with an anti-science, Armegeddon seeking, NRA loving President to take us to the promised land. Wow. I never thought Americans would be stupid enough to embrace the likes of a Theocratic female war-monger like this. Guess I completely misread the situation.

"God, please, save us from your followers."

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